But I was born to be surrounded by beautiful people. And I am. Beautiful and talented people. So it's only natural that I should at least expect to date Nataly Dawn soon right? It's understandable to feel that I'm entitled to date that beautiful woman right?
Of course it is!
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BACK. OFF. OF MY WOMAN.
I told you once, Christman, and I'll tell you again...I called her...way before you did. Like last year. So if she came into a room, I would have first dibs. And I'd also be wearing your Beckham shirt that I stole so she would pick me over anyone else in the room.
Beckham doesn't work for you. Beckham doesn't work for anyone! The Shirt is not some sort of accessory that you don to get women, even if that's what it very honestly seems like.
Look man, without getting graphic here. You know in Avatar when they let their braids fuse together and it's intimate and raw and real? That's what you have to do when you put the Shirt on.
Also, Nataly and I are hanging out this weekend. She said you sounded "Cool" and that I was a "good friend" for being able to include my friends in our make-out time. Sorry Broski.
Shall I clear this up..
She told me herself, that she's turning gay for a young, impressionable australian.
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